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    Friday, March 18th, 2005
    4:24 pm
    [hazelhawthorne]
    I'll go first.
    A friend of mine posted a flocked and filtered poem (at least it reads as a poem to me) about one of her dark, secret, sexual fantasies.

    I have asked her to allow me to post it here because I would love to share with you all the beautiful and visceral words she used to express herself, but I have not gotten her permission yet.

    My very insufficient summary is that she was discussing a fantasy about being fucked by many men at the same time.

    Here is my reply:

    Shit!

    I should not read stuff like that at work!

    It's bad enough when I read the hot man-love-smut, but what you wrote so beautifully here is one of my bullet-proof-kink fantasies.

    I can not tell you how many times I have gotten myself off with variations of that scene. My earliest sexual fantasies, from when I was 6 or so, involved being forced to have sex with a succession of people in public. When I was 6! And it still does it for me.

    And yet, it's not something I have ever tried. I have been tied up and tortured on stage at a club, which satisfies the public thing and generally involves lots of orgasms, but is sadly lacking in the raw, pounding, FUCKING I desire in that fantasy, and does nothing to speak to the multiplicity scenario. I've been involved in group sex with many women and one guy, threesomes with two other women, with another woman and a man, and once with two men. But never have I been in a situation where I get repeatedly fucked like that fantasy calls for.

    And now I find myself wondering why not.

    Is this really something that has been out of my reach all these years? Considering the things I have achieved, I'm pretty sure this could have been an attainable goal, maybe even still is. The truth is, I never really pursued it.
    Why?
    Am I afraid of how dark I really want this to be?
    Am I afraid I would like it too much?
    Am I afraid of not liking it at all and thereby ruining what has been an OMGYES!!!! fantasy for my whole life?

    I don't know.

    If five or six (or eight or ten *grin*) guys I was interested-in/ attracted-to/or at least not-repulsed-by showed up and wanted to enact this fantasy, would I say no?

    Probably not.

    Am I going to go out of my way to make it happen?

    Not likely.

    Oh well. *sigh*

    I'll still be using it as a fantasy on those lonely nights when it is just me, my Nexus and my Fukioku 9000.


    Current Mood: horny
    3:32 pm
    [hazelhawthorne]
    I here-by declare these spring revels open!
    This community has lain dormant for far too long now.

    In the past year Sushi and I have had multiple conversations about what we would like to see happen over here, but neither of us has ever gotten around to posting anything.

    My vision is for this to be a clearing house of sexual concepts, stories, musings, poetry, what have you. Things designed to provoke a response are more than welcome. (Preferably not in an offensive manner 'though I am sure the right wing, conservative christian leadership of this country would find the whole topic offensive. Luckily, I don't mind offending them. *snerk*)

    If you have something you would like to discuss, but you are too shy to post it yourself, you can email it to me at hazelannhawthorne@yahoo.com and I would be happy to post it for you annonymously. If you would like to comment on a post annonymously, go ahead. My only request is that you pick a psuedonym and sign it to all of your comments so we can keep track of the mouseies. It gets very confusing to have a thread of two or more Annie O'Mouses conversing when there is nothing to distinguish them by. *grin* Or you could set up a free puppet journal totally unconnected to your standard one and only use it here.

    Whatever.

    I just want this to be a space where everyone can feel free to discuss their innermost sexual fantasies/ experiences/ thoughts without fear of recrimination.

    It is spring. The sap is rising in the trees, the bees are buzzing around the flowers, the bunnies are going at it like... well... bunnies.

    Let's take this time to tell each other what gets us going.

    Share a story from your past, the fail-safe fantasy you always fall back on, or that burning question you never felt quite safe asking. Anything.

    The floor is open.

    Let the writhing commence!

    Current Mood: anticipatory
    Sunday, August 29th, 2004
    5:42 pm
    [aenima_1996]
    greetings
    as a fellow ninja, i bid all greetings and salutations.

    -Ninja Jesse
    Friday, August 27th, 2004
    12:54 am
    [hazelhawthorne]
    whimper...
    I am posting this here because I have to get it out of my head somewhere and the people involved (as well as others who know them) are on my flist.Collapse )

    Um... I think that is all I can say for now. I must go and write some porn. *trys not to drool on keyboard*

    Current Mood: horney as fucking fuck me now!
    Wednesday, April 14th, 2004
    9:30 am
    [hazelhawthorne]
    Desire
    I already posted this in my journal, but I thought you guys might appreciate it too.

    A poem, free form, about the nature of lust and attraction.

    Shoulders forward, you slouch through the office. Pants droop low on your hips, taunting gravity and tempting me. How, I wonder, can I be attracted to someone so young? Someone who dresses like a hip-hop video? But I am. I find you compelling.Collapse )

    Current Mood: ecstatic
    Friday, April 9th, 2004
    4:42 am
    [hazelhawthorne]
    Pervyness Test
    I was chatting with vegitariansishi about possible topics for this community. She has a few fun ones that she better get her but over here to post or i'm gonna have to get a much longer leg so I can kick it all the way out in that state that's round on both ends and high in the middle.

    But this one is mine. Go to this site and take the purity test.

    Then come back here to post your final pervyness purity score and discuss anything that is brought to mind by your reminiscences. Are there things that you remember particularly fondly? Are there things you regret having done? Are there things you regret not having done? What things squicked you horribly? Did anything give you a plot bunny for a fic? Whatever.

    Have fun!

    Current Mood: amused
    Thursday, April 1st, 2004
    12:40 pm
    [hazelhawthorne]
    Wednesday, March 31st, 2004
    3:45 pm
    [summerfly]

    vegetariansushi ,  what were you saying about pretty boys looking damaged?

    http://www.livejournal.com/users/moonlight_spike/706184.html



    Current Mood: mischievous
    Saturday, March 13th, 2004
    12:38 pm
    [hazelhawthorne]
    Monkeysex.
    I apologize for the upcoming descent into my biogeek nature.

    My favorite ape is the Bonobo, also known as pigmy chimps.

    This species of ape, Pan paniscus is a gentle, very vocal, highly social animal.

    Unlike the chimpanzee, Pan troglodytes, the bonobo does not have much use for aggression.

    Almost all of their social interactions are governed by sex.
    Males and females copulate in the frontal position as well as in almost any position they can get themselves into.
    Masturbation is common in both males and females.
    Females will rub their genitals together in brief, intense interactions.
    Females create long term, sexual bonds with each other and often dominate the males.
    Males will push their rumps together such that their scrota rub.
    If you are a bonobo, and your friend has some food you want, you offer to have sex.
    If you hurt someone's feelings, sex makes them feel better.

    Infanticide, very common in most primates, is almost unheard of among bonobos.

    Bonobos are a very happy peaceful species. I think the uptight religious right in our species should learn a lesson from them.

    Sex is fun.
    Pleasure is good for you.
    Sex can make you happy.

    O.K. so they aren't actually monkeys, but I think the bonobo is the original PORN MONKEY.

    Current Mood: geeky
    Saturday, March 6th, 2004
    2:07 am
    [vegetariansushi]
    Important Gang Business
    Man. So, I know that y'all were like "well, this whole thing was your fucked up idea, so you be in charge!" But first off, laylah is the one who told me to write haiku ninja monkey porn, and second off, I'm apparently utter crap at being in charge, as I've still not the slightest clue what to do here.

    Unless we just want to talk about sex all the time. And monkeys, maybe. But probably not monkeys having sex. Unless that does something for you, in which case, go you, man.

    Also, it pleases me beyond measure that our gang now has seven whole members, including summerfly, to whom I have never actually spoken. I hope that she doesn't run off after seeing this post, because I'm sort of all about the inane babble tonight. or every night, really, but she doesn't need to know that yet so shut up, rest of you. honestly. you fuckin' people.

    In further and more important news, there is a serious dearth of ninja monkey haiku porn related interests. Searching for ninja monkeys gives me some matches, but frankly, it seems that when it comes to ninja monkey love, I'm surrounded by stupid people. Also, searching for haiku porn, ninja monkey haiku porn, haiku ninja monkey porn, and pretty boys looking damaged gives me no matches. No matches, people! What is that?

    I'm fairly certain that when I started writing this post I was getting at something, I have no idea what that "something" might have been. Whatever. Oh! Everyone needs tell deleerium how fabulous her new icon is, because it makes me laugh and laugh.

    oh, fine. and if anyone has any suggestions as to what we should do with our gang, other than mock stupid people, feel free. or if anyone wants to mock. because i'm always in for a bit of mocking.
    Wednesday, March 3rd, 2004
    2:48 pm
    [deleerium]
    greetings and salutations
    Greetings fellow Ninja Porn Monkeys.

    GIP

    :D

    Current Mood: busy
    Sunday, February 29th, 2004
    7:31 am
    [hazelhawthorne]
    I call to order the first meeting of the Big Gay Gang
    Hello fellow Ninja Porn Monkeys.

    I told Sushi that I would tell stories about when I worked phone sex.

    Read more...Collapse )

    Current Mood: Porny
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